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  Mystery and magic arrived at Brit Towers early this morning as the Worcester Warlocks from the BFFL West appeared. These are their magical keepers for 2021: This means the Warlocks will be releasing the following players: Drew Lock Mitchell Trubisky Ronald Jones II J.K. Dobbins Matt Breida Randall Cobb Robert Woods Jalen Reagor Tim Patrick Hayden Hurst Jace Sternberger Jake Elliott Montez Sweat Ross Blacklock Ifeadi Odenigbo Logan Wilson Tae Crowder Alexander Johnson Malik Harrison Daniel Sorensen Adrian Phillips Marcus Maye Antoine Winfield Jr. The Commish #OneCommunity

  The Commish was doing "league" stuff this morning when outside his office he heard - Da-Dun. Da-Dun. Da-dun-da-dun-da-dun. The 2020 BFFL South Division champions, the Brighton Sharks have named their 2021 Keepers This means the following players are being released by the Sharks: Joe Flacco Sam Darnold Phillip Lindsay Latavius Murray Jarvis Landry Christian Kirk Brandin Cooks Dan Arnold Cameron Brate Demarcus Lawrence Aldon Smith Romeo Okwara Danny Trevathan Micah Kiser Josey Jewell Eric Rowe Logan Ryan Mike Hilton The Commish #OneCommunity

  The Wildcats started off as the predators in the BFC last season, going 3-0 at one point, but as the weeks went on and we threw them a ball of string, they became playful and like all cats took a nap. THEY ARE BACK! and the GM has tonight forwarded the Keeper video he edited and produced to the Brit Towers office. Here are those Keepers: (c) Croydon Wildcats "LET'S GET WILD!" This means the Wildcats are releasing the following players: Jared Goff Jameis Winston Phillip Lindsay Tony Pollard Adrian Peterson JuJu Smith-Schuster J.D. McKissic Jamison Crowder Courtland Sutton Ian Thomas Tyler Eifert Eddy Pineiro Emmanuel Ogbah Jadeveon Clowney Ifeadi Odenigbo Tahir Whitehead Bud Dupree Kyle Van Noy Whitney Mercilus Jalen Ramsey Darius Slay Stephon Gilmore Devin McCourty The Commish #LetsGetWild #OneCommunity

  A visit to Brit Towers this afternoon from the GM of the Edinburgh Cobras, who made it through to the BFFL playoffs in 2020. These are their keepers for 2021: This means the Cobras will be releasing the following players: Jimmy Garoppolo Cam Newton Leonard Fournette Damien Harris Justin Jackson JuJu Smith-Schuster Tyler Boyd Golden Tate Josh Reynolds Gerald Everett Adam Trautman Brandon McManus Cameron Heyward Brandon Graham Clelin Ferrell Rashaan Evans Dre Greenlaw Jamie Collins Sr. Germaine Pratt Keanu Neal Johnathan Abram Chuck Clark Juston Burris The Commish #OneCommunity

  Moving down from the mountains, silently and in a stealth manner, the Perthshire Wild Things arrived at Brit Towers this afternoon. The 2020 BFA West champions will now compete in the North Division and these are their 8 wild keepers. This means the following players are released by the Perthshire Wild Things: Carson Wentz Jared Goff Clyde Edwards-Helaire Kareem Hunt Kenny Golladay Cooper Kupp Devante Parker Jack Doyle Dustin Hopkins Dexter Lawrence II Demarcus Lawrence Jeffery Simmons Aldon Smith Kwon Alexander Nathan Gerry Kyler Fackrell Mike Hilton Jalen Ramsey Marcus Maye Malcolm Jenkins The Commish #OneCommunity

  A GM who joined the league at the back end of 2020 to takeover at a struggling team. During the off-season he has traded and brought players in. Now, the Solihull Spartans are ready to announce their 8 Keepers for their 2021 campaign. These are those players and "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Drew Lock Jimmy Garoppolo Devonta Freeman Ronald Jones II T.Y. Hilton Tyler Boyd Marquise Brown Brandon Aiyuk Jace Sternberger Sam Ficken Fletcher Cox Jonathan Allen Isaiah Simmons Shaq Thompson Alexander Johnson Raekwon McMillan Jabrill Peppers Tyrann Mathieu Khari Willis Greedy Williams The Commish #OneCommunity

  In the early part of the 2020 season the Sittingbourne Black Widows totally dominated their division, preying on their victims. Heading into 2021 they have this morning named their 2021 Keepers. This means the following players are being released: Ben Roethlisberger Kyle Allen Leonard Fournette Miles Sanders Nick Chubb Adam Thielen Robert Woods John Brown Jamison Crowder Jared Cook Trey Burton Dan Bailey Jarran Reed Robert Quinn Ndamukong Suh Andrew Van Ginkel Jerome Baker Harold Landry II Denzel Ward C.J. Henderson Anthony Harris The Commish #OneCommunity

  The GM of the Jaguars took over part way through the 2020 season when the team were based in Fife and carefully guided them to the end of the season. He now embarks on his first full season and here are those crazy cats, the 8 keepers for the South Yorkshire Jaguars. This means the following players are released by the South Yorkshire Jaguars: Daniel Jones Mitchell Trubisky Cam Akers Boston Scott D.J. Moore D.J. Chark Jr. Preston Williams Mecole Hardman Dawson Knox Drew Sample Michael Badgley Chris Jones Trey Hendrickson Arik Armstead Kenneth Murray Eric Wilson Malik Harrison Germaine Pratt Darian Thompson Bradley McDougald Chauncey Gardner-Johnson The Commish #OneCommunity

  The 2020 BFC West divisional champions and BFC Bowl finalists from last year have a new GM at the helm and he visited Brit Towers today so that the Hydra could name their 2021 Keepers. Here are those players: This means the following players are being released: Kirk Cousins Taysom Hill Kareem Hunt Zack Moss Matt Breida Christian Kirk Preston Williams Chase Claypool Darnell Mooney Dawson Knox Dan Arnold Jason Myers Arik Armstead Dante Fowler Jr. Linval Joseph Patrick Queen Preston Smith Krys Barnes Todd Davis Byron Murphy Micah Hyde Marshon Lattimore Darian Thompson The Commish #OneCommunity

  The 2020 BFC West divisional runners-up Walsall Guardians, who reached the Elimination Playoff in 2020 attended Brit Towers this morning to name their 2021 Keepers. Here they are: This means the Guardians will be releasing the following players: Dwayne Haskins Chris Carson Malcolm Brown Giovani Bernard Marvin Jones Jr. Darius Slayton Michael Pittman Jr. N'Keal Harry David Njoku Robbie Gould Calais Campbell Olivier Vernon Robert Quinn Shaquil Barrett Sione Takitaki Myles Jack Willie Gay Jr. Xavier McKinney Andrew Sendejo Will Harris The Commish #OneCommunity

  The 2020 BFC North divisional champions charged into Brit Towers this morning to announce their 2021 keepers to the Commish. Here are those players: This means the following players are being released by the Rhinos. Andy Dalton Kenyan Drake Latavius Murray Damien Harris Diontae Johnson Sammy Watkins Mike Williams Jalen Reagor Logan Thomas Cameron Brate Joey Slye Dalvin Tomlinson Romeo Okwara Nick Kwiatkoski T.J. Edwards Lavonte David Dre Greenlaw D.J. Reed Jr. Taron Johnson Terrell Edmunds Marcus Maye The Commish #OneCommunity

  The 2020 BFC East divisional champions marched in and conquered Brit Towers today as their GM delivered the 2021 Keepers underneath the eagle standard. Here they are: This means the Suffolk Eagles will release the following players: Teddy Bridgewater Raheem Mostert Todd Gurley II Duke Johnson Jr. Robert Woods John Brown Marquez Valdes-Scantling Dalton Schultz Jimmy Graham Austin Seibert Kerry Hyder Jr. Montez Sweat Nick Bosa Christian Kirksey Eric Wilson Alex Singleton Micah Kiser Malcolm Butler Chuck Clark Tashaun Gipson Sr. The Commish #OneCommunity

  A new GM for the forthcoming season and a rebrand for the former South Manchester Rockets. The Steelers go into the 2021 BFA draft with 11 picks in the first 7 rounds. They have chosen their 8 keepers. This means the Haydock Steelers will be releasing the following players: Baker Mayfield Taysom Hill Adrian Peterson Austin Ekeler Darrell Henderson Deebo Samuel A.J. Green Brandon Aiyuk Travis Fulgham Irv Smith Jr. Jimmy Graham Justin Rohrwasser Maxx Crosby Jaleel Johnson Chase Winovich Patrick Queen Kyzir White Jarrad Davis Leonard Floyd Johnathan Abram Xavier McKinney Eric Rowe Chuck Clark The Commish #OneCommunity

  The 2020 BFC Champions marched into Brit Towers this morning and named their 8 Gladiators who will play in their Coliseum during 2021. Here they are: This means the following players are being released: Cam Newton Nyheim Hines Darrell Henderson Wayne Gallman Mecole Hardman DeVante Parker Cooper Kupp Jakobi Meyers Greg Olsen Dallas Goedert Randy Bullock Taven Bryan Trey Hendrickson Stephon Tuitt Rashaan Evans De'Vondre Campbell Jerome Baker Kyler Fackrell Ronnie Harrison Marlon Humphrey Josh Jones Taylor Rapp The Commish #OneCommunity

  There was a lot of noise, shouts of "oi-oi!" and "ah's ya farver!", with the distant sound of a whistle to the tune of "My old man said follow the van, and don't dilly-dally on the way!" It could only mean one thing, the Londoners were in town. The GM of the London Hawks has selected his 2021 Keepers. This means the London Hawks will be releasing the following players: Jared Goff Gardner Minshew II Jordan Wilkins Devin Singletary Gus Edwards KJ Hamler Michael Gallup Sterling Shepard Marvin Jones Jr. David Njoku Jordan Akins Tyler Bass Josh Allen (DL) DJ Reader Bradley Chubb Leighton Vander Esch BJ Goodson Harvey Langi K.J. Wright Terrell Edmunds Shaquill Griffin Jalen Ramsey Josh Jones The Commish #OneCommunity

  The Commish was just about to put on his PJ's and snuggle up with a book when there was the sound of a galloping outside Brit Towers. The GM of Deal Broncos had rode into town late this evening to deliver his 2021 Keepers. Here are the 8 Broncos being kept for 2021: The following players are being released by the Deal Broncos. Cam Newton Alex Smith James Conner Raheem Mostert Phillip Lindsay Michael Gallup Jerry Jeudy Sterling Shepard Chris Herndon Iv Adam Shaheen Justin Houston Shelby Harris Ifeadi Odenigbo Leighton Vander Esch Dre Greenlaw Myles Jack Kenny Moore II Eddie Jackson James Bradberry Ricardo Allen The Commish #OneCommunity

  As The Commish settled down with his cup of tea and cheese sarnie for a lunch time bite to eat, he suddenly heard a fan fare of trumpets outside Brit Towers. He opened the door and saw the red carpet rolled out.  The GM of the Essex Wolverines ushered to one of his domestic staff to bring forth the rolled up parchment, sealed with wax, to be presented to The Commish. This parchment contained the Keepers for the 2020 British Champions. Here they are: This means the following players are being released by the Wolverines. Jalen Hurts Salvon Ahmed Melvin Gordon III Myles Gaskin D.K. Metcalf Jerry Jeudy Brandon Aiyuk Darnell Mooney Chris Herndon IV Logan Thomas Stephen Hauschka Frank Clark Dexter Lawrence II Olivier Vernon Harrison Smith Taron Johnson Marshon Lattimore Micah Hyde Kwon Alexander Kenneth Murray Neville Hewitt Shaq Thompson The Commish #OneCommunity

  We heard bagpipes outside Brit Towers tonight. We genuinely thought it was an invasion, it was. The Scottish version. The Glasgow Claymores lifted their kilts and showed us what that had underneath. Here are there the Claymores Keepers for 2021: They are releasing: Sam Darnold Josh Jacobs Melvin Gordon III Ronald Jones II Darius Slayton Allen Lazard Tim Patrick Hayden Hurst Jordan Akins Zane Gonzalez Lawrence Guy Sheldon Richardson Linval Joseph Whitney Mercilus Nick Kwiatkoski A.J. Terrell Jalen Mills The Commish #OneCommunity

  There was a swarm infestation at Brit Towers today. The GM of the Manchester Hornets swooped in, destroyed all our crops, left his 2021 Keepers and then buzzed off again. Here are the Hornets 2021 Keepers. This means the following players are being released: Andy Dalton Giovani Bernard Alexander Mattison Kalen Balage A.J. Green Julian Edelman Anthony Miller Russell Gage Austin Seibert Chase Winovich Shelby Harris Jadeveon Clowney Jordyn Brooks Isaiah Simmons Tahir Whitehead Cory Littleton Darius Slay Richard Sherman Khari Willis Marcus Peters The Commish #OneCommunity

  The Commish was distracted from his league duties this morning by a thumping at the door of Brit Towers, as though somebody was "ramming" the door. He investigated this noise to find the GM of the Rochdale Rams ready to name his 2021 Keepers. The Rams reached the Elimination Playoff in 2020. Here are the 8 Rochdale Rams going into the BFC 2021 Draft: This means the following players are released from Rochdale: Ben Roethlisberger Jalen Hurts Melvin Gordon III James Robinson Jerick McKinnon Denzel Mims Amari Cooper Josh Reynolds Henry Ruggs III Eric Ebron Jordan Akins Stephen Gostkowski Grady Jarrett Aldon Smith Akiem Hicks Neville Hewitt Kwon Alexander Jarrad Davis Jimmie Ward Kyle Fuller Logan Ryan The Commish #OneCommunity

  The sound of horses hooves clattered on the cobbles outside of Brit Towers (we don't have cobbles, but use your imagination for dramatic effect) and as The Commish peered outside he saw the GM of the Colchester Knights in full armour, ready to deliver his 2021 Keepers. With the fourth overall pick in the 2021 BFC Draft, the Colchester Knights select the following players: This means the following players are released by Colchester: Philip Rivers David Johnson Alexander Mattison Keenan Allen Sterling Shepard Emmanuel Sanders Will Dissly Dan Bailey Davon Godchaux Brandon Graham L.J. Fort Jamie Collins Sr. Jarrod Wilson Landon Collins Shawn Williams The Commish #OneCommunity

  The Causeway Giants journeyed across the Irish Sea to Brit Towers today so the 2020 BFA North Division champions could name their Keepers for 2021. The Giants will compete in the BFA West Division this season. Here are the Keepers: This means the following players will be released by Causeway. Jacoby Brissett Philip Rivers Jimmy Garoppolo AJ Dillon Frank Gore Alexander Mattison Emmanuel Sanders Gabriel Davis Stefon Diggs Henry Ruggs III Greg Olsen Wil Lutz Matt Gay Trey Flowers Clelin Ferrell Derrick Brown Cory Littleton Bobby Okereke Anthony Barr Alexander Johnson Logan Ryan John Johnson Ashtyn Davis Jeff Okudah The Commish #OneCommunity